

A terrible, horrible, dreadful, awful sight: The Hard Grape from the bus.

New coworkers to notice her statement necklaces.īut then she saw it. A new desk from which to forward cat memes. Opening the door to this new office meant a new start. Where else would she be going?īut even stupid Beezus couldn’t get Ramona down. Plus Ramona still lives with her parents on Klickitat Street. She’s always bragging about all the hormone replacement she gets to do, as if it’s some big deal or something. Just because her older sister is in her fifties, Beezus thinks she’s so special. “What does she mean ‘don’t be late?’” grumbled Ramona. No sooner than Ramona arrived at her bus stop did Beezus text her. “It’s a wholly noncontroversial rhyme of what I used to call people I didn’t like because, I’ll have you know, Twitter tells me what I used to say is problematic and could get me cancelled in 2021. I simply asked if you were looking for it. “Hey, give that back, Hard Grape!” she yelled, indignantly. When suddenly a voice behind her asked, “Looking for this?”
